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I Keep Getting Cock blocked in My Very Own Goals, Please Assist Me

I Keep Getting Cock blocked in My Very Own Goals, Please Assist Me

Here’s why you constantly awaken RIGHT before the action happens

Whoa! Some super appealing individual is kissing your throat! You’ve got literally no concept who they really are, however you want it! You grab that booty, they’re into it! The two of you get nude! There’s… additionally a turtle that is flying “ Hallelujah? ” But never ever mind that! You’re planning to get set!

No… no, wait, suddenly you’re from the part of a dynamic volcano and therefore super appealing other person is currently a might of Chef Boyardee Beefaroni and now you’re blearily opening your eyes in confusion, and Goddammit, this constantly takes place, life sucks and just what the absolute shit.

Unfortunately, being “dream cockblocked, ” whether by an abrupt change in scene or simply just getting out of bed, is a very common occurrence — so much so your expression also includes a meaning on Urban Dictionary: “When someone or one thing wakes you up from a fantasy where you’re planning to screw a chick that is hot.

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